The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to even

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the power to become translucent

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to wish you had a power

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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open up pickles glass

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!