- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to see through glass

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The super power to shine in daylight

the power to fly in space

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

Pointless Super Powers