the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to read your own mind

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!