The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Nope. Just nope.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to get married

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to be alone

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the ability to levitate

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!