The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to die on command.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!