- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to die on command.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be normal and average

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Nope. Just nope.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Pointless Super Powers