The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak braille

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!