The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to know what time is not

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!