The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to see the present.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Facebook.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to fart at will.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!