the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to never get spam

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the power to poo pineapples

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to not be funny

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!