the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to change your mind

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!