The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to be your self

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Imortality.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!