the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to procrast ....

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to die....

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!