Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to die in one second

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!