The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to understand irony.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the ability to darken darkness

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!