The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power of fart helium

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to turn gold into dust

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power of being aquaman.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!