The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to think the world is flat

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power rangers

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to burp a fart

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!