the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!