the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to be super jewish

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!