The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power of being republican

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!