the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!