- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a plant cell

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power to transform into yourself.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to give birth to giraffes

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

the ability to bend your leg.

The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

The power to make deaf people see again.

The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

Pointless Super Powers