The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to nit propely

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!