The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to write on this website

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to speak braille

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!