The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to see through horses

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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i like pie.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!