The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Melting

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!