the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to eat waffles

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!