The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The Power to die at will

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to learn only at school.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!