the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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Farting at will

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!