The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to float for half a second

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to bread toast!

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!