Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see into the present

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!