The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to die....

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!