The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!