The ability to be a rock

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!