The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!