- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

Pointless Super Powers