The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!