the power to time travel to the present

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!