The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to die

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to not see anything

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to die on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!