- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to digest corn.

the power to jizz money

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers