- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

Pointless Super Powers