The power of learning

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!