The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to smell whore

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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the power to morph into yourself

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!