- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to fly in place.

The power to become black!

The power to be powerless

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to close your nose

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to not get shit dick

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

Pointless Super Powers