the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to burn the sun.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have a pointless power.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!