The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!