The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to count to infinity.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!