- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to have a power

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

the ability to look into your brain

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

Pointless Super Powers