The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to smell poo...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!