The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!