The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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solar powered night-vision

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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blindness

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!