the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability autotune text.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!