the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!