The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The Power of double posting.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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x-ray vision but only through glass

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The power to know where Waldo is

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!