the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power of night-blindness.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!