The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to rot food at will.

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the abillity to fart at will

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to hate disney stars

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The Power of double posting.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!