The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!