the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to not have any powers

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!