- Pointless Super Powers

The power to talk to money.

Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

The power to pee out blood at will

the power to milk cows with your mind

the ability to become black.

the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

The ability to understand abstract art.

the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

The ability to crap barbed wire

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

the power to turn apartly invisible

The ability to die at will.

The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!