- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

The power to phase through toilet paper.

The power to kill yourself at will

A power level of under 9000.

the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

The power to re-size my toes at will.

The power to be socially retarded.

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

ability to find good woman drivers

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The ability to eat your own face

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The ability to breath outside the water

the ability to turn purple

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

Pointless Super Powers