The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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the ability to hover

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!