The power to turn macs into big macs.

The power to dickfart.

The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

the power to change channel without the remote

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Being Yianni.

The power to lose any fight you wish to.

The ability to eat your own face

The ability to pee 12% faster.

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

The ability to breath outside the water

The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

The power to make hair grow in your forehead

The power to become a JELLY

THe power too spel.

The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!