The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!