The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!