the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to write pointless power.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!