The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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Being Yianni.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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.sdrawkcab daer ot ytiliba ehT

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Warm vision

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power to see through glass doors

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to eat your own face

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!