- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to phase through toilet paper.

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

The power to be socially retarded.

the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

the power to change channel without the remote

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

the ability to hover

Pointless Super Powers