The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to eat your own face

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to create tree sap.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!