The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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Warm vision

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!