The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to be socially retarded.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!